Andy: Why do you have so much crap in your purse.
Me: What are you talking about? I don’t even have that much in there. In fact, I just cleaned it out and the only thing in there that arguably shouldn’t be is a bulb of garlic.
Andy: Why do you have a bulb of garlic in your purse?
Me: Why WOULDN’T I have a bulb of garlic in my purse. I said it only arguably shouldn’t be there. That implies that arguably it should be.
Andy: No really, why do you have a bulb of garlic in your purse.
Me: In the event of vampire apocalypse, you’ll thank me.
Andy: … sigh … Why do I even let you out of the house.
Me: What? I’m just planning ahead.
Survival skills. I have them.