EDIT: years later I sort of regret writing this. It was in jest at the time, but I seriously am very anti-circumcision. It’s cosmetic genital mutilation and it’s not okay. I’m leaving the post up but please know, I am in no way intending to reinforce stupid rationales for preforming unnecessary cosmetic surgery on infants.
Lamey: I don’t know why, but I find the 10th Doctor really attractive. I think it’s his mannerisms.
Me: He’s too skinny AND he’s European so he’s likely uncircumcised. I for one am glad we’ve adopted a draconian and barbaric custom of mutilating the genitals of baby boys in this country. Uncircumcised wieners look like big ‘ol slugs. I don’t want to see that coming at me. Ugh.
Lamey: They are ugly, but not that bad so long as the guy is clean and takes care of his junk.
Me: Ewwww wiener cheese!
Lamey: Haha wiener cheese always makes me picture that stereotypical wedge of cartoon swiss. I just imagine some guy walking around with swiss wedges falling out his pant leg and them lying all over the floor.
We laughed and went back to watching Doctor Who. Lamey was folding laundry. Then I remembered Andy had a foam block of cartoony swiss in the cabinet behind me. (He’s a Packers fan. We just have these things lying around) So I reached behind me and found the foam cheese. Then placed it on the table in the middle of Lamey’s folded laundry when she wasn’t looking. She literally almost peed when she saw it.
That all happened last week, but for some reason I thought about it again this morning. Not being one to let a joke die, I grabbed my camera and Andy’s cheesehead and proceeded to blow up Lamey’s facebook wall with wiener cheese photos. I had such a good time creating them, I decided to share with my lovely blog reading audience. So, without further ado, an album I like to call, “dirty house guest”.
In case you’re wondering, I wiped down the toilet seat with a Clorox wipe first.
It’s a little ridiculous the lengths I’ll go to for a laugh, even when I’m the only one laughing.